(Source: snommelp, via judgejudyofficial)
me before work: i hate work i would honestly rather die than set foot in that building even just the idea of working makes my stomach churn FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalism
me at work: honestly? this isn’t bad! i’m just doing my thing! making some money! it’s not like i would be doing anything constructive at home anyway! i love working!
me after work: that was the worst day of my whole entire life i wish i was dead FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalism
THE BIGGEST RETAIL WORKER MOOD
(via illegalaustralien)
“You can call yourself a pacifist when you stop beating the shit out of yourself.”
he is becoming self aware
“why must I be like that? why must I chase the cat?”
(Source: unclefather, via judgejudyofficial)
(Source: hogwartslimelez2, via thekittys0far)
call me at 3 am just to tell me that you miss me
(Source: skrrrrrrrrrtt, via thekittys0far)
s/o to me cause i really be going through it and i pick myself up every damn time
(via zackisontumblr)
(Source: literalnobody, via judgejudyofficial)
u ever have cravings that are like “you WILL eat a rice krispies treat or there will be consequences. you have 24 hours”
haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING
(via thebootydiaries)
Literally just romanticize your own life. What’s stopping you. Who will care. Commit to enjoying things.
(via hoots-the-owl)